The Osteopath's Ode

With clicks and groans, we tweak
their bone, but rarely disconnect them!
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The Physio's Philosophy

In every horse there's a
contortionist waiting to escape!
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The Vet's Vexation

Don't worry, it's only a little
prick with a big needle!
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The Groom's Grumble

Too much forking work!
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The Farrier's Fantasy

A manicure for both of you
then?!
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Counterfeet

How about that! He's now been
fitted with a complete set of Jimmy's shoes!
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The Trainer's Tirade

Remember: Your seat bone's connected to your hip bone, your hip bone's
connected to your thigh bone, your thigh bone's connected to your knee
bone, now try and connect with your horse!
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